My favorite part is where she admits that they sent the samples overseas, which is a crime.
"One of the reasons you might see only a 25% [match] to human DNA is because your hominid being you recovered is not related to humans at all..."
"The other possibility is that, for instance, there was a HIGH DEGREE OF BACTERIAL CONTAMINATION..."
TRANSLATION: IT'S BECAUSE OF BACTERIAL CONTAMINATION!!!!
Gee, do 'ya think it might be contaminated since you had it stored in a CARDBOARD BOX ON A ROOFTOP IN LIMA?????!!!!!!
I'll save you some time on this: They have nothing. But at least they posted an update after hiding for 265 days.